Tallpaul Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. I didn't make it to the gym today……….. That makes five years in a row! I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying went to the Jim this morning. To paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, If you find one, what's your plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Richard W Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body. Reason is: Men have two magnificent organs, the brain and the penis. However, there is only enough blood to power one at a time........ Ride safe Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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