Geoff Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 On the farm lived a Chicken and a Donkey, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the Donkey fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the donkey 'hee-hawed' for the chicken to go get the Farmer for help! Off the Chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the Farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the Farmer's new Z-3 silver BMW. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken started the beautiful motor car and sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the Donkey was surprised, but happy, to see the Chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the Chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the Farmer's car, the Chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the Donkey! Happy and proud, the Chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the Farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, would you believe, the Chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the Donkey to save his life! The Donkey thought for a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the Chicken to grab his Willie and he would then lift him out of the pit. The Chicken got a Good grip, and the Donkey pulled him up and out, saving his life. And the moral of the story? When you're hung like a donkey, you don't need a BMW to pick up a chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Never worked for me ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRAN C Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Yeah them BMW's can be Barstewards to start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yoda Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 excellent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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