John Mac Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Maître d'hôtel: 'Are you here for a special occasion?' Campbell: 'Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns Contest, a haggis dinner for two.' Maître d'hôtel: 'What were the other prizes?' Campbell: The second prize was a single haggis dinner, and, if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallpaul Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 But dinnae go upsettin' ooor friends north o' th' border................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Why not ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marty Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Because the wall is looking a bit dodgy in places and they may get through !! "What did the Romans ever do for us" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tallpaul Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Because the wall is looking a bit dodgy in places and they may get through !! "What did the Romans ever do for us" ? "They bled us dry, the bastards............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 And via the EU, they still are ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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