PB Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I got chatting to a girl in a bar last night and after buying her a drink I said, "I think I should tell you that I suffer from premature ejaculation". "I admire your honesty", she answered, "But I only met you ten minutes ago, there's no guarantee that I'm going to have sex with you". "Oh, I know that", I replied, "I just didn't want you to think that I'd wet myself." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Mac Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 And when he made a date for the following night, she said "don't forget to come early" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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