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The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.


"No way, no needles. I hate needles" the patient said.


The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.


"I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates me!"


The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill.


"No objection" the patient says. "I'm fine with pills"


The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra."


The patient says, "Wow", I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer"


"It doesn't" said the dentist, "but it's going to give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth."



Why men should not be Agony Aunt/Uncles


Dear Jim,

I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start. I walked back to our home and found my husband in bed with our 19 year old au pair. They announced that the affair had been going on for two years and that they were in love.

Can you help me? I'm desperate!


Dear Reader,

The most common cause of vehicles breaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. If this is not the case, it is usually the alternator.

Hope my advice helps,



Dave G

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