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TEXTING for Seniors


GreyGhost

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The kids have all their little SMS codes...like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.

 

So here are some codes for us seniors:

 

ATD - At the Doctor's

 

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

 

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

 

CBM - Covered by Medicare

 

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

 

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

 

FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

 

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

 

FYI - Found Your Insulin

 

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

 

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

 

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

 

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

 

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

 

OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

 

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

 

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

 

TTYL - Talk to You Louder

 

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

 

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

 

WTP - Where's the Prunes

 

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

 

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in!

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