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St. Peter and the mild fellow


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A mild looking fellow appeared before St Peter at the purly gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" asks St Peter.

"Well on a trip to North Wales I came across a gang of bikers who were hassling a young lady I told them to leave her alone,but they wouldnt listen. So, I approached the biggest,most tattooed, hardest looking biker n smacked him straight in the gob, kicked his bike over, n ripped out his earing and yelled: "NOW BACK OFF OR I'LL KICK THE FCUKIN s**t OUT OF THE LOT OF YOU"

"wow" said St Peter "I'm impressed, when did this happen?"

"About two minutes ago" the guy said.

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