Irideforlife Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts "I'm the hardest b.....d in here!" Barman says "Calm down mate, of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!" Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says "I'll fight any f....r here. Who wants a beating?!" Black tarmac stays silent. The barman says to the black tarmac "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?" Black tarmac replies "I'm not messing with that one, he's a f.....g cyclepath!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard W Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 What did the plumber say to his wife as he was finally leaving her for good........... 'Its all over flo' Ride safe Richard PS One of my only clean jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DC Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Brill Mark, keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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