Weirdfish

I did LOL at this one!

I did LOL at this one!

Says it all really!

Says it all really!

Women's darker side..... A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding The most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale In the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50% When her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in A terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that She'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she Was leaving what was shaping up to be her best

Women's darker side..... A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding The most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale In the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50% When her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in A terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that She'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she Was leaving what was shaping up to be her best

My mates [email protected] twins who both like it up the @rse, I asked how do you tell them apart? He said "Oh thats the easy bit, Sally's got massive t!ts and a nice shaved [email protected] and Dereks got a moustache and big nuts" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My mates [email protected] twins who both like it up the @rse, I asked how do you tell them apart? He said "Oh thats the easy bit, Sally's got massive t!ts and a nice shaved [email protected] and Dereks got a moustache and big nuts" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here,

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have never had any problems. 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here,