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Black tarmac and sorry for the swearing


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A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts "I'm the hardest b.....d in here!"


Barman says "Calm down mate, of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!"


Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says "I'll fight any f....r here. Who wants a beating?!"


Black tarmac stays silent.


The barman says to the black tarmac "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?"


Black tarmac replies "I'm not messing with that one, he's a f.....g cyclepath!"

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