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The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a

university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then

allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that

contained the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '


First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the

microphone and said:


"Slowly across the desert sand,

Trekked a lonely caravan

Men on camels two by two

Destination - Timbuktu ."




The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they




The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:



"Me and Tim a huntin' went,

Met three whores in a pop up tent,

They were three, and we was two

So I bucked one, and tim buktu."





The aboriginal won.

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LOL, yes that I like, I only wish I could remember such gems when entertaining - its even clean-ish, well enough for polite society anyway lol.

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