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An old man of 95 goes into his chemist shop and asks for 6 Viagra tablets. Certainly said the chemist. Oh and could you cut each tablet into 4 said the old man.A quarter of a tablet wont give you a full erection said the chemist.I dont want a full erection said the old man I just want it to stick out just enough so I dont pee on my slippers.

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Hi Dave, thank your wife for putting me right. Was going to put pxxxxxg but thought it a bit to crude for the ladies. Lol.

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  • 4 weeks later...

The nursing home were my grandad lives gives the old guys half a viagra each night - they say it stops them rolling out of bed in the dark....

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