BikerBob Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 Fords new hybrid Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women. Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it. Rumour has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over. New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS_ EURO Posted December 29, 2012 Share Posted December 29, 2012 very good Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 OOOO!! I`m telling Sue I am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted December 30, 2012 Share Posted December 30, 2012 [/This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.quote] Weekly then Name withheld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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