And God says to Adam.

[BikerBob]

God

said, "Adam, I

want you to do

something for

Me."

Adam

said, "Gladly,

Lord, what do You

want me to do?"

 

God

said, "Go down

into that

valley."

Adam said, "What's

a valley?"

 

God explained it to him.

Then God said,

"Cross the

river."

 

Adam said, "What's a

river?"

 

God explained that

to him, and then said,

"Go over to the

hill....."

 

Adam said,

"What is a

hill?"

 

 

So, God explained to

Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On

the

other side of the

hill you will find a

cave."

 

 

Adam said, 'What's a

cave?'

 

After God explained,

He

said, "In the cave

you will find a woman."

 

 

Adam said, "What's a

woman?'

 

So God explained

that to him, too.

Then, God said, 'I

want you

to

reproduce."

 

Adam said, "How do

I do

that?"

 

God first said (under

His breath), "Geez....."

 

And then,

just like everything else, God explained that to

Adam, as

well.

 

So, Adam goes down

into

the valley,

 

across the river, and

over the hill,

into the

cave, and finds the

woman..

 

Then, in

about five minutes, he was back.

 

God,

His patience

wearing thin, said

angrily, "What is

it

now?"

 

And Adam said....

 

 

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(YOU'RE GOING TO

LOVE

THIS!!!!!!)

 

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"What's a

headache?"

[Guest]

Swwbo has just introduced a new appointments scheme it follows the local doctors appointment.

 

Feel fruity ring between 08.30 and 09.00 Monday to Friday Saturday and Sunday no service but in emergency ring the deputizing service who will place you on hold and cut you off. Unanswered calls past 09.00 will also be terminated.

 

Call answered leads to an appointment with the swwbo at a specific time but doesnt garentee satisfaction.

Longer term bookings are available but come with penalty clause such as DOMESTIC DUTIES SHOPPING AND TIME.

 

If contact is made after 09.00 your call will be answered by the answering machine giving helpfull advice on a variety of random ailments refering you to the next booking session.

 

By the time the next session can be arranged youve gone for a ride, lost interest or become involved in the next problem.

 

Dave