John Mac Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Biker: I don't have one. I had it take away when I got my 5th drink driving. Officer: May I see the V5 for this vehicle? Biker: It's not my bike. I stole it. Officer: The motorcycle is stolen? Biker: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the V5 in the tool bag when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the tool bag? Biker: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the bloke who owns this bike and stuffed his drugs in the saddle bags. Officer: There's drugs in the saddle bags too?!?!? Biker: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his seargent. The biker was quickly surrounded by police, and the seargent approached the biker to handle the tense situation: seargent: Sir, can I see your license? Biker: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. seargent: Who's motorcycle is this? Biker: It's mine, officer. Here's the V5. seargent: Could you slowly open your tool bag so I can see if there's a gun in it? Biker: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the tool bag. seargent: Would you mind opening your saddle bags? I was told you said there's drugs in them. Biker: No problem. The saddle bags were opened; no drugs. seargent: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole this motorcycle, had a gun in the tool bag, and that there were drugs in the saddle bags. Biker: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Loved it. Here is an old one - Two prostitutes walking down the street. One says to the other "have you been picked up by the fuzz recently"? The other replies. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "No! But I have been swung round by the tits a few times"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yoda Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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