Saw this on another site.

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Approach marker to line up for landing.

 

STL approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker, you're number one."

 

United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall."

 

STL approach: "American 2451,you're number two behind a 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed."

 

American 2451 (female): "Well I can't do balls to the wall but I can go wide open."

 

-Radio silence-

Unknown Pilot (male): "Is American hiring?"