grollie Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Rod, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. Des slept with Rod the first night and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Des, what happened to you?" He said, "Rod snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was Kevin’s turn.. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Kev, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Wow, that Rod shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The next night it was Tony’s turn.. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Tony, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'Unbelievable, that Rod shakes the roof with his snoring. I sat and watched him all night." The fourth night was Pete’s turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.. They said, "Pete, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Rod into bed,patted him on the arse, and kissed him good night on the lips.. Rod sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG AL Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 I shouldn't have read that whilst eating lunch - have just pebbledashed the screen! Alan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yoda Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Lol, excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 Now you know why i don't snore anymore ride safe Rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted July 18, 2012 Share Posted July 18, 2012 You crack me up you lot Nice one guys Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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