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Hope this makes ya larf, no offence intended


Guest Mark Wallace

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Hitler turns up at the Pearly gates and asks st peter if he can be let into heaven. St Peter says you're having a bloody laugh aren't you, after what you did. Anyway St peter calls Jesus over and tells him that Hitler wants to be let in; Upon hearing this Jesus falls about laughing. Hitler says, if you let me in i'll give you a iron cross. So jesus goes to God and says, here dad; Hitlers at the gate and says he'll give me an iron cross if i let him in. God turns around to Jesus and says "iron cross? you couldn't carry the bloody wooden one"

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