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PB

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I went to the doctors today, as my hearing was getting worse.

"Can you describe the symptoms for me?"

"Sure" I says."Homer is a fat lazy yellow guy, Marge is slim, yellow with tall blue hair and they have three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie" I said.

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Guest dave turbo g

I know the feeling PB, had a hearing check when i started with the council 14yrs ago, only just passed.

 

When i went to my Doctor he said i was IMPOTENT

So a bought a Briefcase

 

Dave G

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I suspected that my missus was going deaf, while we were watching the TV I asked in a low voice “can you pass me the remote Sue” no answer, this time I asked her the same thing raising my voice a little louder, still no answer, finally I shouted across the room as loud as I could “pass me the remote control” to which she replied in an equally loud voice “for the third time, it’s on the arm of your chair”

 

this thread could run for a while

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Hearing brings arguments.

Seeing lets you know with silence.

Smell lets you get out of the way.

 

Admit to hearing is proven guilt.

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Guest dave turbo g

When my brother Geoff worked in the Dockyard he put in a claim for hearing damage.

 

His Foreman said " you always heard me when i asked who wanted overtime"

 

 

Dave G

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