PB Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I went to the doctors today, as my hearing was getting worse. "Can you describe the symptoms for me?" "Sure" I says."Homer is a fat lazy yellow guy, Marge is slim, yellow with tall blue hair and they have three children, Bart, Lisa and Maggie" I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gapper Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 DOH.!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBob Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Hi Pete, I think........ i heard that some where else, Mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I know the feeling PB, had a hearing check when i started with the council 14yrs ago, only just passed. When i went to my Doctor he said i was IMPOTENT So a bought a Briefcase Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB Posted April 28, 2012 Author Share Posted April 28, 2012 Me too Dave..... but I bought a top hat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Mac Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I suspected that my missus was going deaf, while we were watching the TV I asked in a low voice “can you pass me the remote Sue” no answer, this time I asked her the same thing raising my voice a little louder, still no answer, finally I shouted across the room as loud as I could “pass me the remote control” to which she replied in an equally loud voice “for the third time, it’s on the arm of your chair” this thread could run for a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dw_french Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 Pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted April 29, 2012 Share Posted April 29, 2012 1/2 passed 1 Dave g Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest victor Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Hey Guys Dont mock the afflicted. I just got my hearing aid last week. victor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericry Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 A good reason to always wear hearing protection while riding !! Eric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Hearing brings arguments. Seeing lets you know with silence. Smell lets you get out of the way. Admit to hearing is proven guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 When my brother Geoff worked in the Dockyard he put in a claim for hearing damage. His Foreman said " you always heard me when i asked who wanted overtime" Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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