Dear Tech Support

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Dear Tech Support

Last year i upgraded from “Boyfriend” to “Husband” and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance – particularly in the “Flower” and “Jewellery” applications, which operated flawlessly under “boyfriend.

In addition, “Husband” uninstalled many other programs, such as “Romance” and personal Attention” and then installed undesirable such as “the Ashes”, “Football” and “Golf Clubs”. “Conversation” no longer runs, and “Housecleaning” simply crashes the system.

I’ve tried running “Nagging” to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can i do?

Signed,

Desperate

 

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind that “Boyfriend” is an entertainment package, while “Husband” is an operating system.

Please enter the command: http://.IThoughtYouLovedMe.html and try to download “Tears” and don’t forget to install the “guilt” update.

If that application works as designed “Husband” should then automatically run the applications “Jewellery” and “Flowers”.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause “Husband” to default to “Grumpy Silence”, “Happy Hour” or “Beer”

“Beer” is a very bad program that will download the “Snoring Loudly” Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install the “Mother-in-law” (it runs a virus in the background that will seize control of all your system resources).

Also do not attempt to reinstall the “Boyfriend” program. These are unsupported applications that will crash “Husband.

In summary, “Husband” is a great program, but does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might, consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend “Food” and “Hot Lingerie”

Good Luck

Tech Support.

[Guest]

After thirty years of running WIFE and a year of FUN (expensive version of girlfriend) I am some way into getting the basic system up and running.

Some of the problems Ive discovered are my own OLD AGE and WILT the later being a unfortunate downturn in STAMINA.

 

The one pesky problem MOTHER IN LAW now conspicuous by absence, EARTH AND SMOKE were used to eliminate this slow running.

BRAT 1 and 2 having virus implications and high financial responsibility but you have to be hard line with a clean sweep.

 

NEW GIRLFRIEND looks a good one to try and has been run as a sub program in the data base of associates, do not run at the same time as EARLY NIGHT.

There is evidence that KNOWLEDGE will then react.

 

NEW BIKE the solution is great to play and if FRIEND WITH A GARAGE is opened it makes for HAPPY CRUZIN unfortunatly PARCEL SPARES and LOW MONEY reform to create TRUTH and VISIOUS TONGE.

 

Alternatives can be tried like YES DEAR, NO, MAYBE, ERR, and from HER SINGLE BED.

 

May you long hold your HONDA in both hands.

 

Dave.