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My neighbour is 20 something and drop dead gorgeous!


She's single...


She lives right across the street.


I can see her house from my living room.


I watched as she got home from work this evening.


I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.


She knocked on my door...


I rushed to open it.


She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!


I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"


I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"


Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"



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