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Golf on Boxing day


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Hi all,

Four old friends were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked

how nice it would be to wake up on Boxing morning, roll out of bed

and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his pals

and play a round.


His friends all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a

priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Boxing morning."


Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the

golf course.


The first player says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my

wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."


The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning

the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."


The third man says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,

reading the manual."


They all turn to the last one of the group who is staring at them

as though they have lost their minds.


"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this round of golf. I

slapped my wife on the Ar*e and said, Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's

a great morning for sex or golf,” and all she said was, “You'll

need to wear a sweater!”

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