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When I'm gone, sell all my stuff...

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The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some w*nker using my stuff."


She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another w*nker?"

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