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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

 

'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

 

'Are you sorry for your sins?'

 

'What sins?'

 

'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

 

'I'm Jewish.'

 

'Why are you telling me all this?'

 

'I'm 92 years old ..... I'm telling everybody!'

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