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The Hotel Bill

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The Hotel Bill,


An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive hotel.


When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.


She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."


The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.


The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use."

'But I didn't use them," she said.


''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.


He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers fromNew York , Los Angeles , and Las Vegas performing here," the Manager said.


"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.


Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.


No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"


The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.


The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. "But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00." '


'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.


"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.


"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."




Don't mess with Senior Citizens!

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