Guest Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Of late I have been having a mid life crisis. After being married for 25 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap bike, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl". Now I have a 500,000 home, a 10,000 bike, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.' My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap bike, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dave turbo g Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I got a new crash helmet for the wife . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Good swap i thought Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Gapper Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 What the hell is wrong with a 50 year old woman. what is it that confucious says!!! Many a good tune is played on an old fiddle. If you want the feeling of a 25 year old with your 50 year old missus, tell her to put a real tight belt round her hips.tends to pull it all together. Mike With frying pan stuck to head.ouch!!! Ride long and Prosper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Hi Mine turned 51 recently and me the big 60 no problem with that, more to get hold of both ways. Cant get her on a bike, gave her concussion in a honeymoon sailing accident and paid her medical insurance on a car rally. Claim was a good one and paid the holiday fuel money so gave her a fiver, thought that was generous. Two deaf and dumb breakfasts and several yes no interludes and no missing without leave so cant complain. Food satisfactory and the dogs cats brats and hens survive. Mind you a quick squint about does no harm. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 My missus was lets say 12 months away from the big 50 today. There I never said her age did I ? Got here back on the bike about a year or so ago after 20 years. She told me one day I was going too fast & that she had a family at home so I was a loner for all that time, now she comes with me but i get the dig in the ribs when she feels I need to slow down. Ya we got Two kids one of each. A dog and a terrapin, god only knows how many goldfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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