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mongolian vd

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While in China , a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a

condom all the time he is there.


A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to

find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.


Horrified, He immediately goes to see a doctor.


The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some

tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.


The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, 'I've got

bad news for you,



You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of

here, we know

Very little about it.'


The man looks a little perplexed and says, 'well, give me a shot or

something and fix me up, Doc.'


The doctor answers, 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going have to amputate it.'

The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not,! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies, 'Well, go ahead, if you want but surgery is your

only choice.'

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll

know more about the disease.


The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, 'Ah, yes,

Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.'


The guy says to the doctor, 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what

can we do,?

My American doctor wants to operate and amputate it!'


The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. 'Stupid American

docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need to amputate!'

Oh, Thank God,!' the man replies.


'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'Wait two weeks.Fawl off by self !'

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