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(And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic? There all part Irish anyway... )


Of course I loves ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say yer gorgeous

I means every single word


So yer arse is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab


So yer belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round dere


No woman yer age

Has a nice round perky bust

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did what ya must


I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tells ya lies

I think its very sexy

Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs


I swear on me grannies grave

From the moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get


No matter what you look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the hockey's on

And get me a nudder beer.......

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