nippongreen Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM (And who said Newfoundlanders weren't romantic? There all part Irish anyway... ) Of course I loves ya darling You're a bloody top notch bird And when I say yer gorgeous I means every single word So yer arse is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So yer belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round dere No woman yer age Has a nice round perky bust They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did what ya must I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tells ya lies I think its very sexy Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs I swear on me grannies grave From the moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the hockey's on And get me a nudder beer....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Ya cant beat a bit of romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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