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A man's wife hits him across the head.

He says "What the fcuk is that for?"

She says "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with Sexy Sarah written on it!"

Quick as a flash he says "Thats the name of a horse I bet on today ya silly cow!"

She apologises


A week later she knocks him off the chair with a fryin pan over the head!

He says "What the fcuk was that for?"


She replies "Your fcuking horse phoned!!!"

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