Guest Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the back yard . Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on it's back with it's legs in the air . When his dad came home Billy said , " Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air ? " His father thinking quickly said , " Son that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven ." .... "Gee Dad that's great," said Billy . ........A few days later , when Dad came home from work , Billy rushed out to meet him yelling , " Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today ! " .." What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well i got home from school early today and went upstairs , Mom was in your bedroom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming ," Jesus I'm coming , I'm coming " ..... "If it hadn't been for George next door holding her down we'd have lost her for sure !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 7, 2011 Share Posted February 7, 2011 Brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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