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Hi all, One of a couple of funnies i got today

Australian Lawyers Education


> The son of a rich farmer from outback Queensland goes off to study Law at

> university. Not half way through the semester he has blown all of

> his money on the high city life.


> He calls home. 'Dad, you won't believe what modern education is

> developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane Uni that

> will teach a dog how to talk.'


> 'Bloody amazing!' his Dad says. 'Could we get Ol' Blue into the program?'


> 'No worries, just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo

> says, 'I'll get him into the course.'


> So father sends down the dog and $2,000.


> About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The

> boy calls home. 'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to

> know.


> 'Awesome Dad! He'd talk Ya bloody head off. But you just won't

> believe this. He's such a brilliant talker, they'd like him to have a

> go in the reading class!'


> 'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! Jeez, I knew he was smart.

> Can you get Ol' Blue into that program?'


> 'Just send $4,500. He's as good as in.'


> As quick as the money arrives, it is spent.


> At the end of the term the young bloke realises a problem...When he

> goes home for the holidays, his father will find out the dog can

> neither talk nor read. So on the way home he stops and shoots the

> dog.


> When he arrives home his father is all excited. 'Where's Ol' Blue? I

> just can't wait to talk with him and see him read something!'


> 'Dad,' the boy says, 'It all had a bad outcome. Yesterday morning,

> just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room

> reading the Wall Street Journal. Out of nowhere he turned to me and

> asked, 'So, is your dad still shagging that little redhead barmaid

> from the pub?''


> The father groans and whispers, 'I'll have to shoot that bastard

> before he blabs to your Mother!'


> 'I already did, Dad!'


> 'Good boy!'


> The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

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