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. A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.


They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.


"What happened?" she asks.


"I’ve never been with a woman," he says, "but if it’s anything like a kangaroo, I’m gonna need all the room I can get."



Bruce went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night.


’You’ll get your chance in court,’ the desk Sergeant Kelly told him.


’I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,’ pleaded Bruce. ’I’ve been trying to do that for years.’

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