Guest Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 UK CLASSIFIED ADS These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly - Statement of the Century: "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS_ EURO Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Some Good`ns in there Gary ,especialy the wife that knows everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gunna trev Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 i just nearly wet my self Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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