Totherun Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 A bloke comes home from work with a robot, which can detect lies. When his 12 year old son comes home from school 2 hours late he calls him over. "Why are you so late?" The boy replies "I was in the library doing some homework." The robot rolled over and gave him a clip round the ear. "Ow" cried the lad. "What was that?" The father said "It's my new lie-detecting robot. You'd better tell me the truth now." "OK Dad, I was at my mates house watching a DVD of Lee Evans." The robot gave him another clip round the ear. "I sad to tell me the truth", chimed the father. "Try again." "OK, we were watching a porno film." The father says "I can't believe it. You've shamed me. I would never have lied like that to my parents". The robot gave the father a clip round the ear. The mother fell about laughing and said "Like father, like son" and the robot gave her a clip round the ear ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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