The Hotel Bill

[Geoff]

The Hotel Bill

 

 

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.

 

 

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

 

She explode and demanded to know why the bill was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."

 

 

The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

 

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

'But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

 

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

 

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

 

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

 

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

 

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00."''That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

 

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

 

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

 

 

Don't mess with Senior Citizens

[Guest]

Loved it, ya can't beat old witt.

[CHRIS_ EURO]

Nice one