speech impediment

[PB]

A guy calls his buddy , the horse rancher , and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse.

 

His buddy asks , 'How will I recognize him?'

 

'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.'

 

So , the dwarf shows up , and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse.

 

'A female horth.'

 

So he shows him a prized filly.

 

'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?'

 

So the guy picks up the dwarf and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

 

'Nith eyeth , can I thee her earzth?'

 

So he picks the little fella up again , and shows him the horse's ears.

 

'Nith earzth , can I thee her mouf?'

 

The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point , but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

 

'Nice mouf , can I see her twot?'

 

Totally mad at this point , the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the dwarf's head up the horse's fanny , pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

 

The midget gets up , sputtering and coughing.

 

'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?'

[Michael Gapper]

That brought forth a few chuckles ..lol lol heheheh

[BikerBob]

Nice one Pete, gave me a big chuckle.

[yoda]

Very good