Scouser joke

[PB]

After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,

as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough

to nick one.

 

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't

want to have any more children.

 

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix

the problem but it was expensive.

 

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it

in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

 

The Scouser said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the

world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear

is going to help me.'

 

'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he

paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting

on his other hand.

 

This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, Hull , parts of Bradford and

anywhere in Wales

[PB]

BTW No offence intended towards any members living in any of the areas mentioned.

I found it on another forum and pasted it here because it might raise a laugh or two

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[Guest]

 

Dave

[CHRIS_ EURO]

carm down carm down

[PeteG_CX500]

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[Guest dave turbo g]

Calm down, calm down

 

Santa Claus

 

Wears red

Good at breaking in to houses

Loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace

Drives an unlicensed vehicle

Only works one day a year

 

Lapland my ASS, he a bleedin Scouser

 

 

Dave G