Guest dave turbo g Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 God appears to a man & says he'll have to quit fags, drink and sex to go to heaven. A week later god reappears & asks how its going. Man says the fags and drink were easy to give up but when my wife bent over to take meat out of the freezer i couldn't resist i had to give her one there and then. God says they dont like that sort of thing in heaven. Man says they dont like that in Tesco's either......... Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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