BikerBob Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Hi all, Try saying these when your the worst for wear..... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS_ EURO Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 nice one Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest dave turbo g Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Spot on BOB Dave G Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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