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The Aborigines are well renowned for their hunting skills in tracking their quarry over great distances in their native Australia. Skills second to none.

 

A group of American tourists in Northern Territory had just been told about the Aborigines’ legendary skills by their tour guide when their coach rounded a bend and there, in the middle of the track was an old Aborigine, ear pressed to the ground, clutching his spear pointing skyward.

 

The group left the coach and stood looking in wonderment at the old man, the tour guide spoke to him.

 

“Hey, Joey. What d’you know?”

 

“About 5 miles north of here there’s a Honda CX500 with a wooden box sidecar. It’s black, there’s two blokes stood in the sidecar drinking warm sherry, a dead ‘roo strapped to the pillion seat, rear tyre's bald and the brake light’s not working.”

 

“That’s incredible” said one of the tourists, “How the hell do you know all that stuff?”

 

“I fell off the f*cking thing about ten minutes back!”

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