Totherun Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 A Yorkshireman's dog dies, and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Does tha want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I want it chewin' a bone !" Explanations later for the linguistically challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2010 Share Posted October 12, 2010 how much later ? .............. or diya dina kina nu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 Only just caught up with this, Phil. In a similar vein: Two Geordies walking through the jungle and there was the sound of distant drumming. Geordie 1. "Are they war drums?" Geordie 2. "No, they're the other buggers!" And for you, Fran: Two ducks flying over Belfast, one said "Quack" the other said "I'm going as quack as I can". Adam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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