Just William

[Guest Tel]

A female Social Worker in a supermarket is following a grandfather and

his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson.

 

It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming

for sweets in the sweet aisle,

biscuits in the biscuit aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the

other aisles.

 

Meanwhile, Grandad is working his way around, saying in a controlled

voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy, boy."

 

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay,

William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in

there, boy."

 

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart,

and Grandad says, again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax

mate, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool,

William."

 

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading

his groceries and the boy into the car.

 

She said to the elderly gentleman, "It's none of my business, but you

were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time,

you

kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you

just calmly kept saying things would be okay William is very lucky to

have you as his grandpa."

 

"Thanks you madam," said the grandfather, "but I'm William . . .. that

little

bastard's name is Jason."

[Guest]

Didn't see that coming, Tel.

 

Adam

[Guest]

top class..........