How Moses got the 10 commandments......

[Guest]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

 

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make your

lives better.'

 

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

 

'Can you give us an example?'

 

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

 

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have

Commandments.'

 

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord

said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'

 

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not

steal.'

 

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the French and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit

adultery.'

 

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not

interested.'

 

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments..'

 

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

 

'They're free.'

 

'We'll take 10.'

 

(There, That, should p&&s off just about everybody.....)

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Dave G

[Muddy]

At least someone knows 5 of the commandments.

[Kenneth 65]