Totherun Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Two blokes arrive at heaven and are waiting for St Peter to open the gates and let them in. To pass the time, one asked the other how he ended up at the pearly gates. "I died of cold" said the other. "How about you?" The first chap said "I'd been suspecting that my wife was having an affair, so I went home early to catch her in the act. I checked the whole house and found nothing. I felt so guilty and upset,that I had a heart attack." "That's a shame" said the second chap. "If you'd have looked inside the freezer, we'd both still be alive" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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