BikerBob Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Hi, I found this funny, a little on the naughty side, so if it offends some one, then remove it. A Man's Life in Review The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every f**king one of them. ———————————————————————————— I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant. It makes the wife look like she’s actually moving during sex. ———————————————————————————— My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. —————————————————————————— I went to the doctor’s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don't worry, I am a professional – I've seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I'll check it out. I said, “My wife thinks my dick tastes funny.” ———————————————————————————— I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Dyslexic bitch, it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend…… ———————————————————————————— A guy is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, “Don't enter that church, you damn fool !!!” His wife asks him, “What on earth are you watching?” Husband replies, “Our wedding video.” ———————————————————————————— Life is like a penis....Soft and hanging freely....It’s women that make it hard. ———————————————————————————— I said to the wife, “Get me a newspaper” “Don't be silly,” she said “You can borrow my iPad” That spider never knew what the f*ck hit it. ———————————————————————– I bought a new perfume for my wife called ‘Chloroform’ but she doesn't like it. She says it makes her sleepy and her ass sore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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