BikerBob Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Hi all, This one certainly amused me but oh so very true The Stranger! A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our small town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on. As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors: Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the stranger... he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies. If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind. Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.) Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger never felt obligated to honour them. Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home - not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our long time visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the liberal use of alcohol but the stranger encouraged us to try it on a regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly, and pipes distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally embarrassing. I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked ... And NEVER asked to leave. More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures. His name?.... We just call him 'TV.' (Note: This should be required reading for every household!) He has a wife now....we call her 'Computer.' Their first child is "Cell Phone". His Girlfriend was Face Book!! Second child "I Pod " And JUST BORN LAST YEAR WAS a Grandchild: IPAD HOW TRUE THIS IS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRAN C Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Very good Bob,I have known a few of the offspring thank God I have never had the need to open my life up to those that indulge in Face Book, I suppose I see all the downsides in it & sure if I want to have a chat I just send some e mails of pop on here or just simply go meet with a friend. Thanks for keeping us amused all year & for all the times I have splurted over the screen as I read your always entertaining posts, merry christmas. Fran Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 O dear SHWBO is a pc convict and have found it easier to message her it then gets attention. Sad old world when the tin can is old tech, string unobtainable and distance is something not considered. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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