FRAN C Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 TOP 20 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate. 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate. 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it. 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant. 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 16) Good chocolate is easy to find. 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 19) When you have great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors awake. 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter. It's ALL good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Hi Fran, Talking about chocolate reminded me of this which i received last week. Cheers, Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BikerBob Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Hi Fran, Nice one i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2012 Share Posted July 24, 2012 If you like a bit of chocotate on your biscuit join our club. Add that to the list. But not that way. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Mac Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 showing your age Dave :wink: Didn't realise they'd done an updated commercial till i did a google search " target=" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericry Posted July 31, 2012 Share Posted July 31, 2012 Still prefer the purple cadbury's snack instead !! Eric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2012 Share Posted August 1, 2012 O dear. A lot of use are a certain Age and more. My wife wears black rubber gear and whips me O Kaaaaay!. Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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