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A few naughties here.


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Hi, I like these but if anyone finds em offensive, feel free to remove em.


1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory....

I don't remember what I chose.


2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.


3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.


4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."


5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and

'stop', unless they are used together.


6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.


7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try



8. Virginity can be cured.


9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.


10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you’d better

have a good hand.


11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.


12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.


13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?

Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.


14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with

the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.


15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?

Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.


16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.


17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still

sleep with their wives!

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Well dont know what to say, think you may be in danger from the one who will be obayed its bit like sky sports male orientated.



To Laurie

Sorry to hear that, close rectently twice but things have resolved a bit for how long dont know, but at least its humane rather than human suffering as we will have all experienced.

My dog though still friend with the vet.



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