Guest Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 My neighbour is 20 something and drop dead gorgeous! She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?" I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!" Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?" MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS_ EURO Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRAN C Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Its a help though....... keeps a tingle in the dingle. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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