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Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were

a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a 22 yr

old blonde Swiss girl with big breasts.

 

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the

resounding sound of a loud slap.

 

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the French guy has a bright

red hand print on his cheek.

 

No one speaks……..

 

The old lady thinks:

The French guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she

slapped his cheek.

 

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:

That French guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed

and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

 

The French guy thinks:

That English bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark - she tried

to slap him but missed and got me instead.

 

And the English bloke thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack that French bastard

again.

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